they fucked up google images and now when you google “anime girl” you dont see pictures like this anymore

like whats the fucking point anymore

why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching

dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they’re not gay

look, if the guy to my left has to do the turbo-macarena while charging a bolt of flesh melting while the guy on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a broadaxe like hes doing yo-yo tricks im going to give each of them enough floorspace to not liquefy myself

fuck a “personal bubble”, stay out of my

BLOOD CIRCLE

So glad that non-scouts can appreciate the term blood circle properly.

Reblogging things I like feels a lot more goblinesque than upvoting ever did. The upvotes felt like "hmm yes, I approve *golf claps*" while reblogging feels like furtively staring at something before shoving it in your mouth and scurrying back underneath the nearest piece of furniture.

Which isn't to say that I don't like it. But I definitely find myself going "maybe I shouldn't reblog this because I've already reblogged a bunch of things today and I don't want to look like I don't have a life," I say as I close the app and reopen it like one of those little automatic box toys with the switches.

it actually makes me so sad there are some people who havent seen fireflies irl like. come with me. let me show you. lets go out in the yard at 8 in the evening and catch fireflies together

us

being in small fandoms really is like *some of the most creative, visually stunning fanart you've seen* (41 notes)

😭😭 I love piggies so much

So all that time my mom said “your room is a pigsty” she was complimenting me

I thought everyone would appreciate knowing there was an update cause someone sent her a bouquet to decorate her place 🥺

Omg

midwife? I dare you to call her that again

the existence of midwives implies the existence of cringewives and basedwives

Calling it now, the phrase "eat the rich" in response to rich arsehole nonsense will be temporarily replaced with "put him in the sub".

i am fully behind this

submerge his ass

More train than dragon but I fold, metro train from the DC area cause public transit is cool